Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Toddlers Urinate. Parents Drink.


Michele Philips - Corporate Box



Flashback 2006…

Embleton is counting the cost of Jameson’s 1st birthday celebrations, marred by an extraordinary level of violence and drunkenness. Jameson is the McGregor child’s best friend and mentor.

Police admit that they were taken by surprise as the day's festivities at Feredy Street Park Embleton degenerated into a series of picnics...

Dateline 2007.

This year saw a big decrease in violence from 2006. Police said that a combination of hotter weather and the fact that the children were double the age of last year saw a huge decrease in major incidents.

Despite the better behaviour, council rangers still reported several incidents of urination by the partygoing toddlers, including the McGregor child. Police also confiscated almost 1 tonne of alcohol, brie and water crackers from parents of the children...

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Michele, can you pad this out to 2000. Something like "Gee isn't it funny how men and women are different. Some of your usual golden crap -ed.


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