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Brian Burke: Mate it’s Brian.
Mr. McGregor: Mate.
Brian Burke: Listen mate, that little problem you have…
McGregor: er yeah mate…
Brian Burke:The problem we spoke about…
Mr. McGregor:…Yeah. Ah, what problem was..?
Brian Burke: The problem of getting into town from Embleton.
Mr. McGregor: Oh yeah, yeah.
Brian Burke: Listen mate, I’ve got a good friend in the transport industry…
Mr. McGregor: Right…
Brian Burke: A very good friend. He’s a mate.
Mr. McGregor: Great mate, that’s ah…
Brian Burke: Just listen mate. This is what you do.
Mr. McGregor: OK.
Brian Burke: Be on the corner of Broun Avenue and McSkimming street at 8:12 tomorrow morning.
Mr. McGregor: Right… that’s, ... so Collier Rd?
Brian Burke: Mate LISTEN. Not Collier, Broun and McSkimming. That’s the street you live on…Near the intersection with Russell
Mr. McGregor: Yeah I know it, ah so what do I do?
Brian Burke: Just listen mate. My mate will drive up in a Mercedes. A large green Mercedes. There will be a big number 21 on the front. Just wave your hand and he’ll stop.
Mr. McGregor: So he’s…
Brian Burke: I told you. He’s a mate. Just put out your hand and he’ll stop. He'll also have a sign saying "Busport via Beaufort Street."
Mr. McGregor: A BMW right.
Brian Burke: Are you LISTENING mate. A big green Merc.
Mr. McGregor: OK.
Brian Burke: He’ll take you right into town.
Mr. McGregor: Mate that’s great. But what if I miss him?
Brian Burke: Don’t do that mate, but if you do, another mate will be along at 8:32, then again at 8:52.
Mr. McGregor: OK, a big grey Honda.
Brian Burke: MERCEDES mate, a massive green Mercedes. (indistinct: Julian he's a f*cking moron)
Mr. McGregor: OK, OK, gotcha.
Brian Burke: You’ll need to keep him sweet though mate. Just a little something.
OK, like a cheque.
Brian Burke: No mate no! He will not take a cheque. Has to be cash. This is important.
Mr. McGregor: Fine mate. How much should I..?
Brian Burke: $2.10. In cash.
Mr. McGregor: So I say, "Here's the money from Brian and get on?
Brian Burke: No NO mate. Don't mention me or we'll all end up looking like f*ckwits OK?. Just have the cash ready and you’ll be in town in 25 minutes. And mate?
Mr. McGregor: Yeah?
Brian Burke: You didn’t get this from me.
Mr. McGregor: Mate.
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